Carnivore Attack

May 31

(Source: haybuuuddy, via peculiaris)

A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

• Them: look
• Me: I saw that already

May 28

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via iamdianaross)

May 23

(via straynebula)

• Dave: "Why don't you just fucking suck it up and learn Spanish already then you bum?"
• Me: "I have to beat all my childhood Super Nintendo games first, and just so you know, Mario is being a real cunt about this whole staying alive thing. Suicidal bastard."

May 21

aseaofquotes:

L.J. Smith, The Awakening

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(via lulz-time)

(Source: awesomephilia, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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May 20

(via straycatboy)